Disney Channel Is Almost Dead.

To be honest, I've kind of given up on Disney. I started giving up on it after they continued Shake It Up! and Good Luck Charlie. I feel like ever since A.N.T. Farm came out, Disney Channel has just been dead. They were 'Okay' for a couple months after Suite Life On Deck ended(FFIINNAALLYY!!). But then they come out with A.N.T. Farm. Honestly, I only lasted a couple minutes through the first episode before I tore off my own head and threw it at the wall(changed the channel). And that was only because I couldn't find the remote. So, I decided I was going to list the things Disney should fix about each show.


Shake It Up:

• Send them to an acting class.
• Send whatever plays the little brother to acting summer camp.
• Cancel the show.
• Get new actors and actresses.
• Get rid of those annoying foreign people.
• Cancel the show.
• Did I mention they should cancel the show?

Good Luck Charlie:

•  Change the name of the show. If the baby is pretty much just a prop in the show, then why name the show after a prop? Come on, It's like if they named 'The Office', 'Desk'
• GET RID OF THAT GOD AWFUL MOTHER. 
• Or at least get that woman plastic surgery. Some of the faces she makes......
• Again, acting coaches, please?
• Eighth Episode: Charlie Is 1!          Twenty-seventh episode: Charlie is 2! I see that as a sign that they don't think the show is going to last long. No baby turns another year old in just 19 days. I think that's impossible. Note: Just because a season is over, it doesn't mean you should change the baby's birthday. at least make it the 8th in the season, if that was the first. -_-"
• No. Just, No.

A.N.T. Farm:

• Oh. My. God. number 1 on the World's Worst Shows list.
• Acting coaches again. I'm begging you. PLEASE!!!!
• That's kind of all I have to say.
• Nevermind. Actually: So bad I couldn't last through an episode.
• After I saw it, I taped 'A.N.T.' Traps to my t.v.

     Sorry for all the criticism! It had to happen!!


-Julia(:

The Difference Between Cedric Diggory and Edward Cullen

There's a lot of differences between a beautiful man wizard and a disgusting dead emotionless freak. So in other words there are a lot of differences between Cedric Diggory and Edward Cullen. One of them is that Cedric Diggory could look at bunnies and puppies and humans without constantly looking like he's about to vomit his brains out. Edward Cullen, on the other hand..... sadly, we can't say the same thing. But that's actually kind of good, because we want him to puke his brains out. Then maybe he can get a new one. A whole one. Possibly. Another difference is that Cedric Diggory sparkles in a beautiful man sort of way. Edward Cullen sparkles in a completely mental looking sort of way. Plus, Hufflepuffs aren't killers. If Robert Pattinson would have done a better job as a vampire than he would have as a nice, amazing, beautiful, 'fierce, fierce friend' wizard man, then they would have put him in Slytherin in the Harry Potter movie. And I'm just saying this to all you twilight fans... they ARE the same person. Just one of them is a beautiful student beautiful man beautiful beautiful beautiful and the other one is a dead, emotionless freak, who looks like he's smelling something repulsive while looking at a dead bunny. So just so I'm sure everybody understands me, Cedric Diggory is beautiful, and twilight ruined Robert Pattinsons man beauty. It's such a terrible movie that it doesn't even deserve to be capitalized.


-Julia(: